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It’s 2 BIG 2B REAL!!

The sea is a lie! It's all a big hoax perpetrated by the government to keep us from knowing the truth. The truth is, there is no suKh thing as the sea. It's just a big illusion, kreated by holograms, robots and other speKial effeKts.

There is no way something that big kould be real, it makes no sense


“There is no suKh thing as a fish"

Stephen Jay Gould

Wind Mills on the Sea?



THEY KANNOT HAPPEN!

Windmills are Klearly real, and they kannot float, therefore no windmills on the sea.
therefore the sea Kannot exist.

TRUTH, KHECKmate, QED, just send me the NObel now!



"The sea is not real beKause it's always khanging.
One day it's kalm,
the next day it's stormy.
That's not how real things work."

Quote by me, Dr TheSeaIsntReal PhD

Here are some Kommon question that unbleievers will ask,
and how too respond.

But I have been to the Sea

But did you go in it? 
Did you swim across it?
Did you go to the bottom?
Did you bring it back?

If they answer “No" to any of these you win

More Questions for unbelievers

"How do you know that the water you swam in was really salt water, not just water with some salt in it"

"How do you know that the fish you saw were real fish?” - Fish are Klearly robots!

"How do you know that the waves you felt were real waves?”


KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!
NEVER LISTEN TO THE ANSWERS!!!


Do you want more reasons???




It's too big. It's impossible to see all of it at the same time 
If it was real, we would be able to see it all.
KHECKMATE! TRUTH, QED, NObel!

Quote by me, Dr TheSeaIsntReal PhD