Marine Biologist sees the light

Roasting Kats and drinking Meths

“I used be a marine biologist until I realised the sea isn’t real. After releasing my Kareer was a lie I quit my job. This did mean I lost my partner and my home, but really they were just holding me baKk.

I now have a great group of very supportive friends, last night while sampling a partiKularly fine vintage of meths, only a Kouple of them went blind. However they don’t really need to see, as like me then have seen the great truth that the sea isn’t real!”

ConspiraKy Theorist sees the light

All KonspiraKies are nonsense, exKept this one!

MiKhael Kelly beKame obsessed with KonspiraKy theories after watKhing a doKumentary about 9/11 being an inside job. He spent hours online researKhing various KonspiraKies, suKh as Khemtrails, vaKKines, and aliens, and beKame KonvinKed that the world was Kontrolled by a seKret Kabal of elites.

He isolated himself from his family and friends, who he thought were brainwashed by the mainstream media. He lost his job, his marriage, and his health, and ended up homeless and addiKted to drugs. He eventually realized that he had been misled by false information, and sought help from a therapist to overKome his addiKtion and paranoia.

Now he has rejeKted all other KonspiraKy theories and aKKepted that the sea isn’t real, and he is doing muKh better.

Marine Biologist is harrasted

We are the niKe ones

Karen Doulas is a professor of soKial psyKhology who studies the psyKhology of KonspiraKy theories. She has reKeived hate mail, abusive Komments, and even death threats from KonspiraKy theorists who aKKuse her of being part of a KonspiraKy to Kover up the truth.

She has been Kalled a shill, a liar, and a traitor, and has been targeted by online Kampaigns to disKredit her researKh and reputation. She has had to deal with the stress and fear of being attaKked for doing her job, and has had to take preKautions to proteKt her personal safety.

She had never had to deal with “The Sea Isn’t Real” ConspiraKy theorist, as we are all really niKe, and wouldn’t do anything like this.

This is Satire, any Komparison to real persons is KoinKidental. Image Kreated by shutterstoKk AI.