The sea isn't real, it's just a big lie
A hoax by the government to make us comply
They fill up the oceans with blue-colored dye
And tell us there's life in the depths, oh my!

The sea isn't real, it's just a mirage
A trick by the media to keep us in charge
They show us the pictures of coral and fish
And tell us there's beauty in something so swish

The sea isn't real, it's just a facade
A scheme by the scientists to get us to nod
They measure the salinity, temperature and tide
And tell us there's secrets in something so wide

The sea isn't real, it's just a delusion
A plot by the elites to cause us confusion
They sail on the yachts and cruise on the ships
And tell us there's pleasure in something so drips

The sea isn't real, it's just a fiction
A lie by the world to keep us in friction
They make us believe in something so vast
And tell us there's meaning in something so cast

But we know the truth, we're not so naive
We see through their lies, we're not so bereave

We know that the sea is nothing but air
And we're not afraid to say it, we dare!